Saturday, August 23, 2014

Wanted: The Perfect Man

Here's an excerpt from a woman's profile on OK Cupid, typos and all:

"Tall, extremley attractive, intelligenant, in shape, loving, understanding, and crazy passionate. Will always make time to remind me he is thinking of me. Gentleman in everyway, opening door, flowers, love letters etc. Brave, protective, open minded, gentle and powerful. "

I presume she's just as ideal as the mythical creature she's seeking. What chance do we mere mortals stand in the face of such lofty expectations?

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