My friend Rebecca had the following conversation with Andy, a 33 year old Caucasian on Tinder. His profile picture was that of his bare torso, taken in the bathroom mirror with a cell phone. But she swiped right, anyway, to see how far he'd go.
Andy: Sup tinder girl
Rebecca: Sup tinder boy
A: nice tits
R: thanks
A: wanna meet for drinks?
R: perhaps
A: n have sum fun
R: what kind?
A: u know the usual
R: what is that?
A: i fuck you hard from behind
R: nice
A: i can be there in 30 minutes
R: isn't it already late?
A: nah u won't regret it
R: how can you be sure
A: baby i'm the best
R: i'd like you to prove it
A: gimme ur address
R: some other time. it's too late tonight
A: what a bitch!
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