Trash-Talk

My friend Gabriela recently had the following conversation with a guy called David on Tinder. He was 31, white, looked well-dressed in his pictures, and so she'd swiped right.

David: Hi there, nice pics

Gabriela: thanks :)

D: lovely smile

G: thanks :)

D: nice tits

G: thanks

D: how big are they?

G: how big do you think they are?

D: 42D

G: they go back and forth between a C and a D

D: nice nipples too?

G: normal, i think

D: i want to suck them

G: in good time

D: do you have a shaved pussy?

G: yes

D: can i lick it?

G: yes, at the right time

D: where to you live?

G: hayward. you?

D: sf. 

G: what do you do?

D: i'm a consultant

G: what kind?

D: corporate. do you have a nice ass?

G: what does corporate mean?

D: tell me about your ass

G: i've told you a lot about my body already. tell me about your job

David disappeared. Obviously, he'd blocked her and moved on to someone more amenable to his kind of conversation.