The Man With An Ugly Wife

Gabriela was having fun busting married men on Tinder when she matched with a 39 year old man and they got chatting. It started off pretty normally, but she was sure he was anything but straight with her. So she decided to try the ruse.

G: i must tell you upfront that i'm still married, although we're going through a tough time. if you don't want to chat any more, i'll completely understand

Usman: i am separated but not divorced yet

[Aha!]

G: how long?

U: we applied for divorce in jan. i did what you were doing for 3 months before applying for a divorce, so oddly i understand

U: what do you mean how long? i think 7 inches lol

G: i meant separated for how long

U: since jan

G: what happened between the two of you?

U: she had an affair

G: as did you

U: nope. what do u mean as did you?

G: you said you did what i'm doing for 3 months before applying for divorce

U: oh... let me be more specific. after her affair, she suggested i have my own affair and we can still live in the same house for the sake of the kids

G: ah, ok. is she arab too?

U: so i started chatting online. but i realized that it is not what i wanted. yes arab and ugly if i may add

[Wow!]

G: why did you marry her, then?

U: i fell for her inner beauty

G: what was her inner beauty?

U: brains. she was smarter than me. she even has small boobs... so it wasn't her figure

[Nice! Classy! The man is obviously a gift to women, with an attitude like that.]